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eldritchlunch:

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaalek:

samrgarrett:

pettyartist:

msbennets:

whoresilee:

reblogging again beacuse i don’t care

HE’S GAINING ON YOU

This has been flawlessly brought back to my attention

I’m glad this is back for Halloween.

i concur

had this saved from a few months ago and found it while cleaning out my documents

had this saved from a few months ago and found it while cleaning out my documents

dont you hate it when you just get out of the shower then have the feeling to shit? but your ass is all wet and you cant sit on the toilet seat without slippin and slidin all up in dat business, so you wait and then like 10 mins later you still cant do it because the steam from the shower is still on the seat? you could use toilet paper to dry it off but then what the fuck do you do with the paper? use it as a tissue to blow your knose? dats nasty man get a job you stupid dolt

>not just shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain

>2012

Hardcore Band Names
Kilroy: god these band names are hilarious
Kilroy: im browsing through the entire catalog of this vinyl distribution site
Kilroy: there is a fuckton of small hardcore bands and shit
Kilroy: the band names are just fucking unreal
Kilroy: i just came across a single named "ASSPISS - fuck off and die"
Faggotron: haha
Kilroy: another band named "throatnipples"
Kilroy: these are fucking funny
Kilroy: oh god theres a band named fuckface
Kilroy: HAHAHAHAH
Kilroy: "ASSPHYXIATION"
Kilroy: GOD THESE ARE AMAZING
Kilroy: "ASS'N'DICK"
Kilroy: whoever in the band came up with this name has to be gay
Kilroy: i mean holy shit
Faggotron: lol
Kilroy: "anus the menace"
Faggotron: HAHAHA
Kilroy: this is fucking real i swear to god
Kilroy: http://www.vinyljunkiedistro.com/mailorder/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=18&products_id=14087
Kilroy: LOOK
After 11 days, I finally have this little bastard.

Protip: when installing a cartridge in your turntable’s headshell, don’t push on the connection clasps with your fingers. Hurts like a bitch.

After 11 days, I finally have this little bastard.

Protip: when installing a cartridge in your turntable’s headshell, don’t push on the connection clasps with your fingers. Hurts like a bitch.

creepyabandonedplaces:

Okpo Land
Okpo City, South Korea   

The park was shut down in 1999 due to many mysterious fatal accidents in the park. The last fatal accident that occurred before the park was shut down was when a young girl tragically fell to her death on one of the rides in the park. Immediately following the accident, the owner of the park disappeared and was never heard from again. Even though the park is extremely creepy and has an unsettling back-story, it doesn’t stop adventurers from exploring and venturing through the park.